Saturday Funnies

Some times you just have to ask yourself, "Will I live to be 80?"

I recently visited my family physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?''

"No" I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, I was told that all red meat is unhealthy."

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?"

"No, I don't" I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars , or have a lot of sex?"

"No" I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and asked, "Then why do you even care?"

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And this one is for Wendy at COPD - Caregiving is NOT for Wimps!
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A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”
“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”
“You’re darn right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”

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Bear((( )))