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Polar Bear Attack in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada.

These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill.

These pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack!

Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.

Photos and story courtesy of Poopsie Blue from MY TRUE COLOURS

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Photo and story courtesy of Sandy from
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Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a Bear.
When you’re a Bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl Bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up to cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you’re a Bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a BEAR!





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Pandamonium--Photo and caption courtesy of Kenju from IMAGINE

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My apologies to my male readers.

But admit it, this IS funny.

I posted this joke specifically for Midlife Slices™

Enjoy!

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Some times you just have to ask yourself, "Will I live to be 80?"

I recently visited my family physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?''

"No" I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, I was told that all red meat is unhealthy."

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?"

"No, I don't" I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars , or have a lot of sex?"

"No" I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and asked, "Then why do you even care?"

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And this one is for Wendy at COPD - Caregiving is NOT for Wimps!
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A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”
“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”
“You’re darn right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”

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