Saturday, November 1, 2008

Saturday Funnies

Photo and story courtesy of Sandy from
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Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a Bear.
When you’re a Bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl Bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up to cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you’re a Bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a BEAR!


Bear((( )))


Rinkly Rimes said...

I liked all of it except the hairy legs and body fat!!!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

I think i already changed into one!

kenju said...

Even the hairy legs don't bother me....LOL

bobbie said...

This is a great one. Yup. I'd like to be a bear.

sablonneuse said...

Loved it! It must be great being a bear.
Sorry I can't buy you a Steiff Bear for Christmas but have to admit (if that was a Steiff on your earlier post) he has a rather strange expression.

TSannie said...

I'm right there with ya!

Molly and Taffy said...

That is brilliant!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

I always love your Saturday funnies but this one is my favorite! Have a great weekend!

Darlene said...

On top of all the advantages mentioned of being a bear I would add one. You get to wear a fur coat without offending the environmentalists.

Anonymous said...

One of the best...put my name down for a Bear reincarnation Please!!!!

Mental P Mama said...

Walnuts? I could totally deal with that.

Stepping Thru said...

Love this post! I also agree with Darlene about the fur. WOO-HOO! :-)

peppylady said...

I've heard this one and it always makes me smile.

Coffee is on.

JeanMac said...

Oh my gosh, I love that - especially walnut sized babies! Thanks for the laugh.

Golden To Silver Val said...

Sounds pretty darn good to ME! LOL

Margaret Cloud said...

Now that is one great blog and I definitely agree with you on all points made, but no hairy legs the fat well.

photowannabe said...

HeHeHe...I guess I'm a Mama Bear too. Too funny.