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Gonna Be A Bear
In this life I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a Bear.
When you’re a Bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl Bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up to cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a Bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a BEAR!
Bear((( )))
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17 comments:
I liked all of it except the hairy legs and body fat!!!
I think i already changed into one!
Even the hairy legs don't bother me....LOL
This is a great one. Yup. I'd like to be a bear.
Loved it! It must be great being a bear.
Sorry I can't buy you a Steiff Bear for Christmas but have to admit (if that was a Steiff on your earlier post) he has a rather strange expression.
I'm right there with ya!
That is brilliant!
I always love your Saturday funnies but this one is my favorite! Have a great weekend!
On top of all the advantages mentioned of being a bear I would add one. You get to wear a fur coat without offending the environmentalists.
One of the best...put my name down for a Bear reincarnation Please!!!!
Walnuts? I could totally deal with that.
Love this post! I also agree with Darlene about the fur. WOO-HOO! :-)
I've heard this one and it always makes me smile.
Coffee is on.
Oh my gosh, I love that - especially walnut sized babies! Thanks for the laugh.
Sounds pretty darn good to ME! LOL
Now that is one great blog and I definitely agree with you on all points made, but no hairy legs the fat well.
HeHeHe...I guess I'm a Mama Bear too. Too funny.
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